keep your head up, princess.

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

weed-over-dose:

If stress was a drug, I would be high as hell.

all-things-awesometastic:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

authocracy:

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

this is gonna get a ton of notes I can feel it

I would watch that

I would do that

disconte-nt:

h0odrich:

How do you even flirt at a restaurant like do you look at the person across the room and start deepthroating the ketchup bottle

I’m so done with this website omg

-hewastheirfriend:

but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the next morning we’d wake up drunk again like “man i was so sober last night i think i figured out a cure for cancer” 

holy fuck. this is genius.

even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle

theamazingrigby:

sodamnrelatable:

do you ever just look at your homework like this

I look at people like this

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

brittabaggles:

do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen